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Haikus are very weird
What were the damn Japs thinking?
I just ate Twizzlers.
When the cops showed up,
I had to hide all the drugs
Deep in my rectum.
Thor's a very cool god.
His hammer is fucking cool!
I'd be his best friend.
I'm happy, but why,
Why does it hurt when I pee?
No doctors can help.
Sometimes my balls itch
I cannot scratch them because
Kids will laugh at me.
My friend is so hot!
Dylan has such a nice butt!
I touch it whenever.
I've never had shrooms
But I think they might be cool
Maybe I'll try them.
I don't like zombies.
They smell like dirt and semen.
But Dave Chase will help.
I have lots of hair
Male pattern baldness sucks ass
I'm a sex machine.
Aborted Fetus!
It's so tiny and so sweet
I might eat it.
Today I shampooed.
My hair smells like a fresh rose
Mostly cigarette.
My haikus are best
Get me a fucking trophy
fuckshitcuntassfuck
I want a kitten
Because they are so fucking cute
I'd touch it everyday.
END.
What were the damn Japs thinking?
I just ate Twizzlers.
When the cops showed up,
I had to hide all the drugs
Deep in my rectum.
Thor's a very cool god.
His hammer is fucking cool!
I'd be his best friend.
I'm happy, but why,
Why does it hurt when I pee?
No doctors can help.
Sometimes my balls itch
I cannot scratch them because
Kids will laugh at me.
My friend is so hot!
Dylan has such a nice butt!
I touch it whenever.
I've never had shrooms
But I think they might be cool
Maybe I'll try them.
I don't like zombies.
They smell like dirt and semen.
But Dave Chase will help.
I have lots of hair
Male pattern baldness sucks ass
I'm a sex machine.
Aborted Fetus!
It's so tiny and so sweet
I might eat it.
Today I shampooed.
My hair smells like a fresh rose
Mostly cigarette.
My haikus are best
Get me a fucking trophy
fuckshitcuntassfuck
I want a kitten
Because they are so fucking cute
I'd touch it everyday.
END.
13 very odd haikus. I actually handed these in for a grade. I'm such a bastard...
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ha this made my day
funniest haikuis ever.
my haikus suck ass.
(is funniest 3 syllables?)
lol yea haikus are deff not my thing.
but yours are funny as hell
nice gallery too.
funniest haikuis ever.
my haikus suck ass.
(is funniest 3 syllables?)
lol yea haikus are deff not my thing.
but yours are funny as hell
nice gallery too.